Bathroom Etiquette-

Dear Restroom lady-



I understand that sometimes you  just have to "go". And sometimes this happens at work- and not in the privacy of your own home.



Please note- that we have private bathrooms downstairs- just one stall. That's right- you and only you.



But even they are not sound proof.



So if you can't make it to the bottom floor to "drop off the kids at the pool"



Please- for all our sake's!!! - keep the grunting to a minimum. (ew-ew-ew- just ew)



I mean- really- it's not necessary- is it?



Thank you-

The other women in the bathroom



BTW- we know what your shoes look like.....



embarrassing isn't it?