My dog swallowed a towel..

Yes- you read that correct. Let me repeat it.





My dog swallowed a towel.





Sunk in yet? You ask "how do I know this?"





Well.... because he swallowed it on the front end- and when I woke up in the morning- 1/2 of it was hanging out the back end.





Completley in tact. But only 1/2 way out.





Guess who gets to "help" with the birth of the towel?





Is this the universe's sick way of preparing me for a baby?