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Questions... . ? So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for this question.... Story IE: Do u have a boyfriend?C: I have. E: Is he working Locally?C: No. He is working Overseas.E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.Story IIE: Any girl friends?C: No.E: So far chased any before?C: Have, but not successful.E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend? C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.C: Why? E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!Story IIIE: Any girlfriends?C: Yes. E: Is she pretty?C: Not quite. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you. C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.Story IVE: Any girlfriends?C: Yes. E: Is she pretty?C: Yes. E: Is she your first lover?C: Yes. E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.Story VE: Any girlfriends?C: Yes. E: Is she your first lover? C: No. Have a few already.E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshoper" ! (Job hoper lah!)Story VIE: Any boyfriends? C: Yes. E: Is he rich?C: No.E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.Story VIIE: Any boyfriends? C: Yes.E: Is he rich ? C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!C: But,...... there is no position in his company.E: Then,..... what is your qualification? C: Secretary!E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect our managers' working spirits.C: But,...... I am not pretty at all. E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!